Scene: Tea Shop in Cantonment
Teacher: How the hell do you smoke that burning cigarette in this hot summer?
Soldier: (After taking a puff) How the hell do you drink that steaming tea in this hot summer?
Teacher: (Drinks one sip from the cup) That’s different sir. I don’t see ‘Drinking Tea is Injurious to Health’ written on my cup.
Soldier: At least I am puffing out the smoke that I inhale. I don’t see you gargling tea and spitting it out… !
Teacher: (Keeps drinking tea)
Soldier: (Keeps smoking cigarette)
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